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pablo picasso
patrick barb
Destroyer - It’s Gonna Take An Airplane (via clapclapclap)
MANNA
I do remember some things
times when I listened and heard
no one saying no, certain
miraculous provisions
of the much prayed for manna
and once a man, it was two
o’clock in the morning in
Pittsburgh, Kansas, I finally
coming home from the loveliest
drunk of them all, a train chugged,
goddamn, struggled across a
prairie intersection and
a man from the caboose real-
ly waved, honestly, and said,
and said something like my name.
— James Tate
(via thisrecording)
these trees are my neighbors. i am hoping that by the end of the day i will have charmed them into giving me their first and last names.
if my womanly charms have no effect on plants (and why wouldn’t they? wasn’t that the plot of the film, swamp thing?), i will resort to using the super cool audobon iphone app.
i want them both for me house
david, the best thing about these two is what they like to do at night (when the lighting is different). at night the santa claus has nipples (reinforced fabric?) and the cords attach to the nipples. i really think that these two are serious making break throughs for the inter-species homosexual s and m community. they are a christmas miracle.
continuing in the series “catherine as taken by catherine so that catherine can be sure catherine knows what catherine looks like when catherine is using my computer”
the spinto band: summer grof
I won’t lie I thought of you when you weren’t around/
though I thought there was no thinking involved
antlers: epilogue
for my old friend, afriendlikeme
this is part of the newest series here at julia’s tumblr: new haircut that resembles old haircut that makes me look suspiciously like andy warhol.