February 2012
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If there's one thing I wish I'd learned at 18,...
- Choire Sicha
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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The only real edginess is honesty.
- Marc Maron
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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“It sounds subtle, but these are the only days where I find myself getting...”
– Start every day as a producer, not a consumer - Journal - Daniel Howells /via @eric_wvgg (via pieratt) This is such solid advice.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Reading the New York Post is like talking to...
 - John Mulaney
Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
25 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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WatchWatch
This Stephen Colbert interview with Maurice Sendak may be the best thing I have ever seen. Come for the critique of Newt Gingrich (“Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown.”); stay for the ziploc bag full of illustrated penises! (via washingtonpost.com)
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Is there anything worse than a poetry slam?
Jan 13th
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AFC on Gagosian's Hirst Spot Drawing retrospective →
There is, we recognize, a historical danger here. Someday, the record of this exhibition might be dug up by a young art historian, or perhaps a blogger like us, or perhaps some sort of future blogger who does things with brainwaves. They’ll see that there was a massive show spread across every location of the most successful gallery of the time, entirely comprised of one of the most successful...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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“Jackson Pollock pissed people off. Then Warhol pissed off all the people that...”
– John Waters (via kateoplis)
Jan 11th
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As Romney reached out for a baby today, a heckler...
(via USA Today) Generally I like to get my laughs from USA Today in the form of pie charts, but this quote will work.
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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"I will be mailing you pictures of cows having sex...
- Eugene Mirman
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Mathias Svalina, "Creation Myth"
In the beginning everyone looked like Larry Bird but everyone did not have the name Larry Bird & this was confusing. Everyone had a headache & walked around with furrowed brows. Headaches hadn’t been invented & when people described the pain they said: An angry Larry Bird stands on my neck & my head is Larry Bird after missing a layup. Even the babies were the size &...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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“A strange thing happened Wednesday morning on Capitol Hill. As Rep. Stenny Hoyer...”
– Boehner’s office cuts off C-SPAN cameras as GOP takes verbal beating | The Raw Story (via wreckandsalvage)
Dec 21st
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I got kicked off the high school debate team for...
 - Ron White
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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Going "ooooh" after a joke is just like...
 - Anthony Jeselnick
Dec 14th
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I’m joking, but I’m serious.
 - Charles Barkley
Dec 14th
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We live inside an enormous novel. For the writer...
- J.G. Ballard
Dec 13th
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You can't really do anything right. You can just...
 - Louis C.K. in his reddit thread
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: um, what is cat carolling?
Dec 10th
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