October 2008
22 posts
I Want To Die By Punching Through A Horse
(via cameronr)
“Forget Joe, what about Mario the Plumber and all those American jobs going to the Mushroom Kingdom”
—yeah, patrick is pretty much amazing
“Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realize that reciting red Indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.”
—Banksy (via simko)
if this show were a shark-- it would be jawsome.
the quiet ones/blitzen trapper are gonna play missoula in a week
i sometimes think she was grown in a lab somewhere. which is ironic considering her stances on science
patrick’s response to palin’s troopergate response
i wish there were a smiley icon for incredulity
despite a mutual hatred for all things “lol” and “;)”. patrick and i really could text with the best of them, if there were such an icon.
i think there's a certain level of fatness where facially fat people stop resmbling skinny people who put on a few pounds. and they transform into something that resembles a face carved into a potato
okay, my bad. patrick is sick in the head.