bait and switch

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October 2008

22 posts

Oct 27, 20087 notes
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Oct 25, 20081 note
I Want To Die By Punching Through A Horse

(via cameronr)

Oct 25, 20082 notes

brianvan:

Yo mama’s so ugly, Obama said “You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night.”

Oct 22, 20081 note
“Forget Joe, what about Mario the Plumber and all those American jobs going to the Mushroom Kingdom” —yeah, patrick is pretty much amazing
Oct 16, 2008
I ate the worm once, right out of the mouth of this stripper in Tijuana … she rode a donkey … oh, spring break, how I miss thee … Which reminds me—isn’t Sesame Street full of immigrants? → yankeepotroast.org

patrick and i wrote this, bustah

Oct 16, 20081 note
“Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realize that reciting red Indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.” —Banksy (via simko)
Oct 15, 20083 notes
Oct 14, 2008129 notes
Oct 14, 20081 note
Oct 14, 200814 notes
if this show were a shark-- it would be jawsome.

the quiet ones/blitzen trapper are gonna play missoula in a week

Oct 14, 2008
i sometimes think she was grown in a lab somewhere. which is ironic considering her stances on science

patrick’s response to palin’s troopergate response

Oct 14, 2008
i wish there were a smiley icon for incredulity

despite a mutual hatred for all things “lol” and “;)”. patrick and i really could text with the best of them, if there were such an icon.

Oct 7, 2008
Listen

hatstamp:

California Stars by Billy Bragg & Wilco



heading to california in three days.

Oct 6, 20085 notes
In the final episode, it's revealed that John Wilkes Booth and Lincoln are the same person, and that Lincoln was a figment of Booth's imagination, so there's still slavery. For the last shot, the camera pulls back to reveal the entire series was being watched by Shaq in the Miami Heat locker room. An off-camera voice calls to him: "Time to play basketball, Shaq," and Shaq stands up and he's in chains. → iwatchstuff.com
Oct 6, 20088 notes
i think there's a certain level of fatness where facially fat people stop resmbling skinny people who put on a few pounds. and they transform into something that resembles a face carved into a potato

okay, my bad. patrick is sick in the head.

Oct 3, 2008
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