December 2008
28 posts
it is too bad they can't do a version of do the...
“hey how come there ain’t no pictures of predators in your pizza place mr alien?”
pbarb
i think if only people had called being... →
p.barb
I AM THE TOYOTATHON OF TOYOTATHONS
shawn apple said this— and i think nothing has ever been said that is truer
I think the answer to the question: " who would...
patrick does too
i'm not saying the best defense against nazis is...
pbarb back in effect
so i got a twitter account. i traded it for my...
so you know, whatever.
remember that summer i tried to get AIDS,omg... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
muppetpants:
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claytoncubitt:
Magnetic Fields - Smoke and...
not that i have nightmares every night that i am...
Cartoon Physics, part 1
Nick Flynn
Children under, say, ten, shouldn’t know that the universe is ever-expanding, inexorably pushing into the vacuum, galaxies
swallowed by galaxies, whole
solar systems collapsing, all of it acted out in silence. At ten we are still learning
the rules of cartoon animation,
that if a man draws a door on a rock only he can pass through it. Anyone else who...
in anticipation of seeing jcvd, patrick and i...
fusioned:
baitandswitch:
It’s such a good movie. I got a copy on DVD if ya want one.
which movie? and is what you are doing illegal? and do i possibly love you?
not that i sit around all day long thinking about...
There once was a man named van damme
Whose thighs were big as hams
I saw his film drunk
To appreciate his trunk
And boom, I just came on you mam
in anticipation of seeing jcvd, patrick and i...
There once was man in kick boxer
He often came off as cock-sure
His name was Van Damme
And he’ll service you ma’am
And that’s what he said to outfox her
i think in order to prevent boring boys from...
“i had such a super time that i almost forgot that my dad raped me”
There's Nothing Quite So Awkward...
alexblagg:
…as trying to explain to your boss what once possessed you to help create an entire blog devoted to a deep abiding hatred of horses.
Me: It’s just a joke, though.
Boss: What’s the joke?
Me: I honestly don’t know.
onefootinthegrave:
danhacker:
peterluna:
[...
Boy George guilty of imprisoning male escort →
sharingtime:
Been there.
he was able to evade the authorities because he is a karma chameleon. when asked why he imprisoned the escort he said, “i really wanted to hurt him. i really wanted to make him cry.” (patrick)
ericmortensen:
Bruce Springsteen - Dream Baby...
cajunboy:
Punkrocker by Teddybears with Iggy...