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there are many ways to block out thoughts of the woes on wall street. this line of questioning is patrick’s.
does anyone else think that putin and john waters look quite a bit alike? does anyone else wish that john waters was sarah pailin’s neighbor instead?
drned: Johnathan Richman & The Modern Lovers...
herosquad: McLusky: To Hell With Good...
I don't know how I missed this, because it's...
alexbalk: In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy. “It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a really large number.” yes, well, how disappointed they must have been when informed that eleventy billion wasn’t a real number
Sarah Palin: "But Jesus, there's only one set of...
patrick reconciling our political beliefs with our personal beliefs
“I remember he liked a line I had: ‘I spent four... →
McCain's Right, The Last Thing We Need To Do Right...
“i think the only value in having mccain as president would be to have him chase kids off the white house lawn going ‘get off my lawn!’” —patrick
Miranda July and Carrie Brownstein made a website... →
dphiffer: “I’ve thought about giving money to barackobama.com, but the fear of living in a neo-conservative hell isn’t enough incentive for me. I want some kind of fun reward for giving, like, for example, a…
Joe Biden: “When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the...– And if you owned an experimental TV set in 1929, you would have seen him. And you would have said to yourself, “Who is that guy? What happened to President Hoover?” (via colestryker)
friends, romans, country music singers →
check out supersonic electectronic’s tumblr as he monitors the first presidential debate.
i think that if mccain keeps his campaign song “highway to the danger zone”, he should make it very clear that if putin takes him to bed— he loses him forever.
patrick: i hear that sarah palin is behind an effort to ban reruns of the flintstones because even though it's scientifically impossible portrayal of humans living with dinosaurs gibes with her view that the earth is only 6,000 years old. she refuses to watch a show that insists "we'll have a gay old time"
me: the fact that neither barney nor fred wears pants furthers her belief
daryn: Spoon - Bring It On Home To Me Great...
davidtrawin: amandalynferri: Another Girl,...
Top 50 Charles Barkley Quotes →
mrc: “I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.” help me out here. is it urban legend that barkley said something to the effect of ” yeah, i might run for governor of alabama. because you don’t have to worry about screwing up Alabama.”
moles: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and Sex and the City. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device! Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator challenge accepted Hulk land in big shiny city on run from army. Hulk smash army! Hulk am lost in place with lots of girl clothes! Hulk see 4 monsters walking hand in hand toward...
yes, david foster wallace killed himself
Beaux Arts W.H. Auden About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters; how well, they understood Its human position; how it takes place While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along; How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting For the miraculous birth, there always must be Children who did not specially want it to happen,...
Never ask the internet for anything.... →
ihavegoodtaste: blownspeakers: (via elainecorden) I can’t stop laughing.
me: i think being "superpoked" in order "to remember 9/11" is reason 423 of why i hate america.
patrick: really? someone did that?
patrick: [referencing possible facebook feed] "terrorists have superpoked the world trade center"
i have decided that if palin ever (god forbid) became president that her secret...– patrick’s unique way of saying “good morning, julia”
Entourage” slipped 29% from last June’s premiere,... →
i have only watched entourage one time, but i spent the entire tme lookng around my friend’s apartment for the cameraman who was trying to trick me into believing in the power of sanka crystals.
Which Saved By the Bell Character Are You? →
What I’m really trying to talk about on this great... →
I’m going to see MOGWAI tonight in San Francisco!!!!!!– (via karenabad) 1. Don’t feed them after midnite. 2. Don’t get them wet. (via soupsoup) we really can’t stress the importance of this enough.
seanbury: Magically ridiculous. chriscantwell: YES. Guy in gorilla mask + gun = awesome. Can’t wait for more.
Mrs. Palin needs to be reminded that Jesus Christ was a community organizer and...– Commenter on Politico, via TWILaura, the Twitterstream of investigative journalist Laura McGann, who is KILLING IT in her posts for the Washington Independent up in Alaska right now. Read ‘em and weep. (via cvxn) (via robot-heart) (via fletter)
fusioned: I mashed this video up in a rush because I’m busy. The idea was all hers. Sarah Palin Goes Full Retard yeah, i’ll take credit for this. and by take credit i will point my finger at my friend patrick (who is tumblr-less), who brought this up this morning —right after he said, “you know that trig kid is like the most famous retard since life goes on was...
What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneliness,...– Friedrich Nietzsche (via commacommachameleon) I can’t even fucking believe I’m getting into Nietzsche. I want to beat myself up. I feel like I’m doing impressions of all of the assholes who sit in the coffee shops and write their shitty shit while sipping their coffee. Frieddy’s problem here is...
A piece of advice if I may: Don’t blow it.– david prete. laying it down, so i can pick it up.
pauliophonic: I think the HTTP 404 error should be renamed from “Not Found” to “Psyche!” oh paul, you and your one-liners…
i’ve said it before; i’ll say it again. motorcycles are bicycles for...