January 2009
24 posts
here's the deal if i had six million dollars...
patrick barb people
muppetpants:
ineedtoo:mascarah:
Snoop Dogg -...
The Personal Ads in the London Review of Books are...
adamfrucci:
I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I’m hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831.
OMG! This magazine is the shizz. Seriously, dudes. Awesome! LOL! Classics lecturer (M, 48). Possibly out of his depth with today’s youth. KTHX! Box no. 2680.
God appeared to me in a dream last...
I'm almost never comfortable. Like, literally, in...
Chris Rock
I've been studying chicks longer than colonel...
Bob hope, ladies and gentlemen
fletter:
bmichael:
Songs: Ohia - I’ve Been...
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when...
mel brooks
happy birthday, me. 2009
fred-wilson:
God And Suicide - Blitzen Trapper -...
fusioned:
The Velvet Underground - Candy Says...
someone please post the velvet underground's...
fletter:
Andrew Bird / Fitz & Dizzyspells
GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM --patton oswalt
GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM
Jason Statham has never been in a great movie.
He’s also never been in a boring one.
Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective...
Empire Yesterday
giancarlofiorentini:
I wonder what the thought process was like for the person who invented carpeting. They just stepped out of bed one morning and were like, “Fuck this shit.”
