February 2009
32 posts
Baitandswitch
fusioned:
I’m gonna marry her for the health insurance and stay for the gay jokes
who says romance is dead?
one day a paleographer came into his classics...
ted cohen
i am in need of a camera and if you are in need of...
sharingtime:
bg5000:
Clem Snide - “I’ll Be...
So when people asked me how I hurt myself, I would... →
according to freud, what comes between fear and...
funf
the thing about german food is that no matter how...
ted cohen
“If I had money to invest in right now, you know what I would invest in? Guys...”
– Norm MacDonald on the Economy (via kayfabe) (via markn)
i think if you read raymond carver and denis...
you spend your thirties thinking big words and big sentences are simply unnecessary
Sorry, folks, but it's not torture to have a... →
ladies and gentleman, dick cheney wants you to read his memoir
tightgrip:
Jackson 5 - The Love You Save
yeah,...
“On January, 26 2006, Phoenix was in a car accident on a winding canyon road that...”
– Wikipedia - Beginning to think that Herzog actually is an angel. (via stryker)
tom petty and the heartbreakers-walls
today (most...
It is a good thing you did not walk with me today,...
tyler’s decription of current memphis weather.
i think orphans are both funny "haha" and funny...
Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters.
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Your streak of meeting weird people with preposterous names will continue unabated.
You are never selfish with your advice or your help, even when you are dead.
Smiling can make you feel and look younger and less like an orphan.
A firm friendship will be your secret to financial success. That and realizing you were rich all...
hellofriend:
springsteen: highway patrolman
“Q: What is 12 inches, purple, and makes women cry all night long?
A: Crib...”
– -baitandswitch (via fusioned)
I will claim this in the sense that someone told it to me and due to a lack of impulse control i retold it.
bmichael
silver jews: punks in the beerlight
calling all cars
what podcasts should i be listening to? email me, bustahs.
“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via tmblg)
you know what is great about your thirties?...
Letter to Layne from Tucson First of all, I don’t care about the money. I never have. Today the heat reminds me of coffee surrounded by sex, which reminds me of you in some way. I think in the movie of my life there are too many panoramic views of birds flying up and away from the camera. One of the hardest things I�ve had to realize I realized just now, writing this. My...
