September 2009
34 posts
Parents are like comedians. I don’t assume they are crazy, but the odds...
– jim gaffigan
we are all a little weird. we like to think that...
jim gaffigan
And, in a related story, this week marked the...
norm macdonald
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy,...
jack handey
i like getting off at work. it makes the day go by...
jim
One difference between me and the one guy in this...
billy dalto’s twitter
if i were a weirdo father i would give mogwai...
1. do not get her wet
2. do not feed her after midnight—or she will get fat and no one will want to marry her
Two pigs are sitting in a bathtub. One pig asks...
via supfool
i like to call it cocktober.
patrick barb
Number of members of the rock band Anthrax who...
harper’s index january 2009
there are no rewards in being obscure or abstruse...
peter schjeldahl
an ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. i...
demetri martin
if i pace myself and do it right, i could...
i used to think i was unstable, but then i met...
mike birbiglia