If animals could talk they would tell us which...
How many flies does it take to screw in a...
Two, but I don’t know how they got in there. Also, there is masturbation.
Art is an adventure into an unknown world, which...
Mark Rothko and Adolph Gotlieb
The telephone was an aberration in human development. It was a 70 year or so...– Rick Webb about this (via toldorknown) (via marco) (via tmblg, toldorknown) (via kevin) (via mikehudack)
Remember when AD/DC was gonna getcha? Satan...
What ever haapened with that?
When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me...
Why can CAPT Kirk hear so well?
Because he has three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
Kill all my demons, and my angels might die too.
For nowadays the world is lit by lightning!
i'm like a chameleon; i'm always a lizard.
tracy morgan (30 rock)
edges, Kris T. Kahn
lately i am fascinated with lines, with the edges of things: where i end and where the world begins. what once used to seem fuzzy and ephemeral is now jarring and actually conceivable, the borderlines of countries marking territory the way a cat marks hers, the way you marked me. with charcoal. with treaties. the world is never enough for the wanderer. this is a theme brought up time...
There's good laughter and bad laughter. As long as...
Miike Snow - Song for No One (via msadventures)
Tantric sex is like waiting for a crock pot...
vince, president and ceo of not wanting sting to show up and engage in his lovemaking
Built to Spill - Nowhere Nothin’ Fuckup (via...
being funny is like being a pretty girl; you can...
Times like that the only way out is for me to... →
What it's really about is something that it seems... →
jesse thorn writing brilliantly on tendencies to other tracy morgan.
I was always, and continue to be, an essentially...
joyce carol oates (via the paris review)
Excerpts from Charles Bukowski's 4 Hour Work Week:... →
(by me via cavalier literary)
December? Don’t even get me started on that bitch. →
T.S. Eliot’s Opinions of the Other Eleven Months (by doug and me via yankee pot roast)
Make a retard the narrator of your novel! →
William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fool’s Day Pranks (by me via http://www.mcsweeneys.net/)