December 2011
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“A strange thing happened Wednesday morning on Capitol Hill. As Rep. Stenny Hoyer...”
– Boehner’s office cuts off C-SPAN cameras as GOP takes verbal beating | The Raw Story (via wreckandsalvage)
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I got kicked off the high school debate team for...
- Ron White
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Going "ooooh" after a joke is just like...
- Anthony Jeselnick
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I’m joking, but I’m serious.
- Charles Barkley
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We live inside an enormous novel. For the writer...
- J.G. Ballard
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You can't really do anything right. You can just...
- Louis C.K. in his reddit thread
Anonymous asked: um, what is cat carolling?
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The Mountain Goats — Going to Georgia (via...
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I can tell how stupid someone is by how sure they...
- Demetri Martin
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Middle-aged
He was middle-aged which means that the mixture of death and life in him was still undetermined. And all of a sudden he took an unwarranted turn—impul- sive, convulsive. As in those nineteenth-century plays where the roof gets blown off the convention- al house and the audience is left to gape at the heroine bareheaded—him. He has a gift for self- serious hyperbole and he resorts to...
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It seems our comedy dates the quickest. If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare’s jokes I hope you won’t be insulted if I say you’re trying too hard. Even sketches from the original Saturday Night Live seem slow-witted and obvious now.
- David Berman, Self-Portrait At 28
