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- Anthony Jeselnick
I’m joking, but I’m serious.
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- J.G. Ballard
You can't really do anything right. You can just...
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- Demetri Martin
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It seems our comedy dates the quickest. If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare’s jokes I hope you won’t be insulted if I say you’re trying too hard. Even sketches from the original Saturday Night Live seem slow-witted and obvious now. - David Berman, Self-Portrait At 28