bait and switch (Sometimes I have to remind Sacagawea that the “B”...)

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"Sometimes I have to remind Sacagawea that the “B” in my name stands for “Bitch, pleez” when she starts to get on my nerves about being the leader, or tries to impress me with her long brown hair (which is clearly a weave)."

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out.

Written by my friend, the very pretty Julia and her not as pretty boyfriend Jim…go read it you hobos, it’s funny.

(via fletter)

i am julia and i hope one day to have as pretty hair as shaun does.

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text ‘Julia’ to 55555 by 8pm tonight so she can continue on America’s Not Retarded, Yet!
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