Some things I write are meant to be funny and you can find them at mcsweeneys.net.
Some things I write aren't supposed to be funny and if you find them to be — well, that is clearly not my problem.
Watched this with my mom last night. Legit cried.
Co-signed… really, really good.
This is so great.
I’m gonna start this as soon as I finish this dumb stupid dumb paper that’s stupid.