bait and switch

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Sarah Palin: "But Jesus, there's only one set of footprints in the oval office carpet." "That is when I picked you up and carried you...as far the fuck away from the red nuke button as possible you dumbass."

patrick reconciling our political beliefs with our personal beliefs

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