Some things I write are meant to be funny and you can find them at mcsweeneys.net.
Some things I write aren't supposed to be funny and if you find them to be — well, that is clearly not my problem.
"the only mofos in my circle are people that I CAN LEARN FROM. i believe THAT is the first and foremost rule to a successful life.
you are going to be as educated and successful as the 10 most
frequented people you call/text on your phone"