bait and switch

a comic...doesnt belive anything, doesnt trust anything

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:55:41 -0500

katt williams

Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:18:44 -0500

pablo picasso

What event lead to the "Free Money from the Government" guy's decision to become a supervillain? Were his parents killed by free money?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:57:58 -0500

patrick barb

Destroyer - It’s Gonna Take An Airplane (via clapclapclap)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:56:55 -0500

Destroyer - It’s Gonna Take An Airplane (via clapclapclap)

MANNA I do remember some thingstimes when I listened and heardno...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:41:36 -0500

MANNA

I do remember some things
times when I listened and heard
no one saying no, certain
miraculous provisions
of the much prayed for manna
and once a man, it was two
o’clock in the morning in
Pittsburgh, Kansas, I finally
coming home from the loveliest
drunk of them all, a train chugged,
goddamn, struggled across a
prairie intersection and
a man from the caboose real-
ly waved, honestly, and said,
and said something like my name.

— James Tate

(via thisrecording)

these trees are my neighbors. i am hoping that by the end of the...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

these trees are my neighbors. i am hoping that by the end of the day i will have charmed them into giving me their first and last names.

if my womanly charms have no effect on plants (and why wouldn’t they? wasn’t that the plot of the film, swamp thing?), i will resort to using the super cool audobon iphone app.

redorangeorangeonred: i want them both for me house david,...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:16:00 -0500

redorangeorangeonred:

i want them both for me house

david, the best thing about these two is what they like to do at night (when the lighting is different). at night the santa claus has nipples (reinforced fabric?) and the cords attach to the nipples. i really think that these two are serious making break throughs for the inter-species homosexual s and m community. they are a christmas miracle.

continuing in the series “catherine as taken by catherine so...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:14:58 -0500

continuing in the series “catherine as taken by catherine so that catherine can be sure catherine knows what catherine looks like when catherine is using my computer”

the spinto band: summer grof I won’t lie I thought of you...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:05:54 -0500

the spinto band: summer grof

I won’t lie I thought of you when you weren’t around/
though I thought there was no thinking involved

antlers: epilogue for my old friend, afriendlikeme

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:45:03 -0500

antlers: epilogue

for my old friend, afriendlikeme

this is part of the newest series here at julia’s tumblr:...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:04:47 -0500

this is part of the newest series here at julia’s tumblr: new haircut that resembles old haircut that makes me look suspiciously like andy warhol.

Riches And Wonders - The Mountain Goats (via travors)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:46:33 -0500

Riches And Wonders - The Mountain Goats (via travors)

this picture is to start a new series: what i look like when i...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:02:53 -0500

this picture is to start a new series: what i look like when i wake up and have an odd assortment of things behind me.

i cant promise that the small, bald man in the lower right corner will be featured in the entire series. but i will do what i can.

emergency room bed view 2009

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:52:52 -0500

emergency room bed view 2009

Silver Jews - How Can I Love You If You Won’t Lie Down? Time...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:41:45 -0500

Silver Jews - How Can I Love You If You Won’t Lie Down?

Time is
a game only
children play well

(via ginsoakedboy)

the thumb by peter schneider

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:19:53 -0500

In a nanosecond David lost his thumb,
the one his mother painted
with pine pitch when he was four
to keep him from forever sucking it.
Unable to distinguish human flesh
the McCormick silo filler
sliced it off—
nail, bone, knuckle—
and blew it skyward
an ounce of humanity
in a thousand tons of silage.

Taken by surprise
David suppressed the truth.
Before the rush of blood
he held up the stump
saw the clean cut
grey bone marrow visible
and thrust it in his mouth
where the memory
of childhood security lay.
Then he swore,
tears rushing to his eyes, and ran
holding the stump with his good hand
blood oozing between his fingers.

Joe, a huge bulk of a man
and a constant neighbor,
jumped from his wagon
caught David like a child
held him to his chest
not intimidated by blood
or the tears of a grown man.

i am posting this as a reminder to billy dalto about how large and in charge he is living it

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:25:50 -0400

i am posting this as a reminder to billy dalto about how large and in charge he is living it:

all great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:43:56 -0400

albert camus

Terrible Poetry Jokes

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:03:08 -0400

Terrible Poetry Jokes:

A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking.

BARTENDER (to horse): Why the long face?

WHITMAN (to everyone): I, too, am a horse.

POUND (to Whitman): Shut the fuck up.

—mcsweeneys

felice brothers: radio song

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:38:38 -0400

felice brothers: radio song