Jim’s response to my request he do the dishes: “The only things that I do all day long are lift heavy things, wrestle bears, and bonk people on the head. Occasionally, I will swing large hammers at things to make a bell ring, but that’s more of a hobby.”
You can take the Jim off of Memphis, but you can’t take the Memphis off of Jim.
Jim and his Goner shirt get back from London tomorrow.
My message to today’s youth: work hard, so that one day you can paint your bathroom white and display your legos. Also, don’t do drugs.
Jim and I live in the equivalent of the Ewok Village. What it lacks in personal space, it makes up in Ewoks and floating droids (the last part is a lie).
Jim made this hanging planter from two shoe organizers from Target, so that we could feed the Ewoks all the basil they want (this last part is also a lie).
Watch Jim and Doug ride around in circles to prove to people who watch Fox news that people bike to work.
Jim and I worked today to “artistically” board up a house near MIFA.
This allowed me to help my community while getting to look at Jim’s butt from a variety of different angles.
If you ever wondered what Jim would look like with handlebars coming out of his butt, your prayers have just been answered.
