— Lewis Hyde
I may get this tattooed on the palm of my hand — unironically.
— David Foster Wallace
— Molly Ivins
Our nation has a gun problem.
— Stephen Sondheim
Jim has been out of town for a week; Catherine and I have reverted to our old ways.
Last night was spent pun telling and Gangnam Style dancing (my moves scared one of our dogs so bad she lunged and barked at me every time I tried to ride an invisible horse). This was all followed by falling asleep to an early ’90s “Law and Order.”
We didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose us.
- Phyllis Diller
I’m not completely sure what type of outfit would make you look like both a hooker and a grandmother (a grandmother going up a wheelchair ramp, no less!), but I sure hope it is what I am wearing right now! (via Buzzfeed)
— Nancy Andreasen
- Flannery O’Connor
— Maurice Sendak (via Mental Floss)
— John Cleese